Hello all,

Ah, summer in Norway, a lovely thing ey? Oh, that's right.. Most of you guys don't know how Norway looks like when it's summer! Well, it's.. rainy.. atleast most of the time.
The rain keeps the mosquitoes away, the mosquitoes prevents us from going out when it's sunny, but we won't go outside when it's raining do we? And then there are the otters, OOH I don't even wanna get started with the otters!!

So I wont!

But i will complain about the little cute things that makes it worth living in north-Norway in the summer!

Tory's Top Ten Things To Terrify: (YES! I did it with only words that starts with the letter "T")

Anywhores, Top 10 things i really don't like about Norway in the summer (the list could get longer then 10 btw, i just used ten since it startes with a "T"), but things I don't wanna take away, 'cause it would be boring if they weren't there.. The same feeling you get from fillers or Matt Damon!

I will write 3 in each blog, hopefully...
Well, this will be in totally random order, so you can post what you think is the worst yourself afterwords!

the 3 first ones:

Stairs! That's right, stairs! But not the "ooh, walk me, it makes me feel good "-kind of stairs, I'm talking about EVIL stairs, the type that lets the whole mall see into the mini-skirts of the other other other other white meat! It's kind of a good thing though, but irritating since you can't have a normal conversation with a friend of yours without going "HOOO HOOO HOOO" *wiggle wiggle* every 37.8 seconds!
Even worse is this one, combined with the next one, it could have made it among the top 3 (you will understand in a few minutes!).

BABIES! Cute little babies... or are they? I'm not going to talk about those babies who cries the whole time and puke everywhere, I think that kind of babies is waaay cuter then the kind I'm about to write about!
An example, barbie meets guy, alot of "barbie does something something with guy"'s later; Barbie gives birth.
In the summer, 3 to 4 years later, barbie thinks: "Hm, wouldn't it be cute if my little girl would look like a total slut? With mini-skirt and all!" ...you get the freakin' picture! This is seriously sick, it's ok if the mother of the child wants to dress like that, but don't drag your little babie-girl down with you!
Oh the horror, oh the stairs! Where art thou elevators.

Socks, still can't find those damn socks! Sometimes it would be better if google was a real-life engine! Like "where is my damn socks?" then press "search" or "I need a beautiful gothic babe, NOW" then press "I feel lucky"!
GIVE ME RL GOOGLE, NOW!

...and; yeah, otters are still fuckin' nasty...